Soooooooooooo, what have you been up to lately?

Well its been two years since the Sarge has left and the drama level has dropped off by 99%. What a surprise. When you think of the fountain of shit he created and fueled and the people that were cast aside, it makes me sick. Its over and I should let it go but I can't help thinking that this drama centric midget is doing the same thing to another group of people. If only there was a way to warn then. Hmmmm.

So things are busy here. The projects are pouring in and the bullshitters are arriving weekly. We have system administrators of hosted applications who think they're now enterprise application architecture experts. You know, the cloud. The cloud man. It going to save your soul. Everything should go to the cloud man because its multi tenant, redundant, load balanced, always available. No Software man. Until you need to actually model your business. Or get your data. Or report off it. Then your FUCKED! It's funny how the cloud people advocate putting all corporate data in the cloud but shit themselves when you tell them to do it with all their personal information first.

The Sailor is all for this. We need a DR plan. Somehow the Sarges master plan didn't cover it. Shocking. Anyway he says we should move everything to the cloud and depend on tools that haven't been released yet. Because its less work. Because its cool. Because, it's the cloud man, the fucking cloud. Can't you see? Facebook and Twitter man. That's the new model. Local database and servers are so last month.

That's all for now. It's the last day of a beautiful Memorial Day weekend and I need to detox and catch some rays.

Stay tuned for next months episode - "Crushing the Dreams of the Cloud People".